My latest tactic involves what I am willing to give up in order to have my little slice of heaven in my hand. He told me that if I gave up caffeine (oh dear), chocolate (oh my) and ice cream (is he CRAZY???), then I could have it. Give it up...cold turkey and he is serious. While I think I can do this, I secretly feel sorry for him. Can you imagine any wife without caffeine, chocolate, and ice cream? I don't think he thought this all the way through.
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