Monday, January 26, 2009

Not Me Monday

UPDATE:  I just want to be clear here people....there has been some confusion on my#2 Not Me Monday...Please read carefully. 

Welcome, again, to Not Me Monday.  This blog carnival was created by MckMama at My Charming Kids.  You can head over to her blog and see what she and everyone else is NOT doing this week. 

All the things I did NOT do nor would even consider doing this past week.
1.  I did NOT spend an obscene amount of time trying to figure out this blog carnival thingy. Trying to connect the original blog of MckMama to mine and bring over the Not me Monday button...OMG, I was NOT screaming at my computer calling it horrible names and threatening it bodily harm if necessary.  

2.  I did NOT forgo most personal care and hygiene that would include but, is not limited to shaving my legs.  Wow, when it starts to itch and really need a good brushing it is time to shave but, I did NOT push on through that and go ANOTHER three days beyond the already before mentioned gorilla type long growth.  THREE ADDITIONAL DAYS!!! 

3. I did NOT nearly bowl my children over running into the house after a weekend at the relaxing, snowy, beautiful, non wifi, cut off from the entire cyberworld cabin to get online.  

4.  I am NOT secretly jealous that my youngest daughter starts preschool today and my super hot hubby is going to have two hours of uninterrupted time to do whatever he pleases three days a week.  Nope, not jealous in the least if he chooses to mop the floor, do the dishes, and prepare dinner.

5.  I did NOT think that the snack we had on the way home from the cabin that consisted of curly fries, a small soda and shake was dinner.  It isn't right?  


Counselormama said...

I am jealous that you have figured this out already. I am still working on it. Is it possible that I am not as smart as I think I am? Oh, and of course I would call you, you are the first person I mentioned my secret plan to, what 3 year ago? I will do it one day!

BlogBaby said...

Wow, your NOT ME list was so worth your struggle to get it posted!

Thanks for the hearty laughter!


emily said...

I'm glad you didn't give up on your not me list! Too funny!

TrueLoveIsaMama said...

Wow three days that's it? Try three weeks! Ha ha.. hey it's winter time!

Pam said...

I won't even mention the last time I shaved my legs. It's winter and I wear pants everyday! But wait...maybe that's why hubs doesn't want to cuddle right now.

*off to shave legs*

3 Bay B Chicks said...

Visiting your site is always so much fun. Not only am I treated to very funny tidbits from your life, but you always have new links or something interesting to check out. As your fan, I thank you.

And as far as the blog carnival goes, E-MAIL me. The only hours I am usually not on-line is from about 9pm-2am. :) Don't waste your time trying to figure it out. Utilize your blogging support group.


Pam said...

Popping back in since I'm finally in front of a real computer and not the old PDA. Boy are those things hard to type on! Well, maybe it's just me. Probably just me!

I am so with you on knocking the kids to the ground like you where jumping for moon pies when trying to get your cyber fix!

And as far as the leg shaving goes, I just shaved mine after way more than 3 days! Trust me, that razor blade went down fighting.

I'll be looking for you next week,

Jane Anne said...

Great list! That last one- what a great snack, er, I mean dinner!

Check out my Not Me! Monday Post

Juls said...

Great Not Me's and I totally got the NOT shaving your legs... I am probably right up there with you on that one.

Domestically Disabled Girl said...

Cute, cute! I loved your #2! Not that I would know anything about it.
You might need to talk to my husband about your truck rules from the post below. He is similarly "normal" in his thinking. I sometimes believe it would just be easier to run than to listen to his lectures on car maintenance. Then, I decide to ignore him and do what I want anyway!

Debbie said...

Look at you and all these comments and 10 followers!
And I love your list. I am currently fighting with blogger over the uploading of some photos. I'll let you know who wins:)

3 Bay B Chicks said...

10 followers? You have got mad, mad blogging skills, my friend. I need advice from you! What's your secret?

I come back to your site today to let you know that whora simply means a whole lotta of whore. Feel free to use it in a sentence with belly butt anytime!


TrueLoveIsaMama said...

I tagged you on my blog! Check it out for details..

Ann said...

Oh my gosh!
I've done that! (Um, I mean, I haven't done that. don't know what you're talking about.)