Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday.  This blog carnival was created by MckMama (http://mycharmingkids.net)  You can head over to her blog and read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.  

I am going to take part in a blog carnival, y'all.  I have no idea what it is or what to do but, sounds so fun and how do you pass up a carnival?  Not Me Monday...all the things that I certainly did NOT do this past week.

I did NOT do a celebratory dance when I ran 2.5 miles without stopping. I was too out of breath to dance.  

I did NOT allow my children to come in my bed three times this last week only to kick my husband out of the very same bed.  

I did NOT buy a carton of ice cream and only allow my children to have one scoop of it. I mean, come on,  it was mint and chip and on sale. Only a mean mom would only allow them one scoop.  

I did NOT tell my children that I was not a mean mom and that they are lucky to have a mommy like me because I give them ice cream (albeit one scoop but, some kids never get ice cream, ever).

I did NOT say these actual words to my child..."Please, don't take my picture while I am going to the bathroom.  Wait, get back here...give me that camera"  "Are you kidding me, you took my picture?"  

I know, that would just be weird if that one happened.