Mourning Period

I have done it!!!  Finally!!  I broke down and ordered me a cell phone.  All these years I have been without a cell phone to call my own.  I know, pick your mouth up off your keyboard...it is the truth.  I was holding out for my little slice of hand held heaven (Iphone) to no avail.  My lame and cheap hubby should have got it for me for Christmas or Santa could have brought it to me.  I mean, I did have a long talk with Santa at the mall after pushing my kids off his lap.  But, he did not bring it. Apparently, I have been naughty which I am quite sure is true but, I don't have to like it.  I have been trying to order this phone for the last month but, when ever I would go to the page to confirm the order...I just couldn't complete the transaction.  I was hoping that I would get my one true love for Christmas. Can you imagine what super hot hubby may have received from me if he got it for me?  Or what Santa would have received? Well, they didn't so, let's not even go there.  So, I ordered some phone that looks nice but, it isn't shiny and pretty like the iphone that I have been visiting with at the apple store. It will take 3 - 5 business days to get it in the mail so, I will use that time wisely.  I will mourn my Iphone and begin to get excited for the stupid new and ,I am sure, quite lame cell phone.  I think I can, I think I can.