Fast forward a few years and I am working as a school counselor. One of the duties of my job is to do home visits if I am concerned about students and parents. So, I go to do a home visit for a student that was not coming to school. I am standing in what appears to be a living room but, functioning as the bedroom with my principal and we are asking his mom all kinds of questions when all of sudden...A GIANT bird flies right at my head!! It freaked me out and I, literally, screamed. OK,the bird was like a tiny canary but, you would have screamed too if you saw something flying at your head. The funniest part of the whole visit was NOT the bird flying at my head or me screaming but, that the boys mom acted as if this was very common. She told me that the bird just wanted to sit on my shoulder or my head. WHY?? Why would the bird do that? I have been back to the same house three times and each and every time that f'in bird flies at my head. I no longer have G-I-ANT hair so, I have no idea why the birds are against me.
2 days ago