1. I did NOT swear like a sailor when my super hot hubby wanted to clean out the garage on Sunday. I did NOT know that it would entail my help and all I wanted to do on Sunday was sit around in my pj's by a nice warm fire playing Earthopoly. I do NOT love this game because I beat super hot hubby at it every time we play.
3a. We did NOT find this flat basketball with the markings of Mother Earth on it. I am hoping that my super hot hubby did NOT just put it back up there even though it was flat since it was, in fact, Mother Earth and how can he throw that away?
2. I did NOT find an enormous amount o' crap up in the garage that I canNOT believe we ever used or had any intention of using.
3. I did NOT tell my super hot hubby that I would be photographing all the ridiculous things that we found up there to show all my followers the craziness that exists up in the rafters of our home.
3b. I did NOT find this pretty little number that I know I have never worn and cannot for the life of me figure out how it got up in the rafters in the first place. Hmmmm, I will have to think about this one. 3c. We did NOT find these beautiful Christmas candles that we have never even used. I have no idea how long they have been up there for but, the entire set of four were in there. 3d. This was NOT the contents of that same box. Yes, those are the same said candles and I do NOT think they look like the ones on the box (I really don't and it was kinda gross with all the wax all over the place but, it did smell good). Note to self, Christmas candles cannot survive the scorching heat of Sacramento in the rafters apparently.
4. I did NOT find enough Christmas lights (both outside and inside lights) to have a Christmas light fiesta next year. We are talking Griswalds family Christmas here people. Look for us next year!!!