So, I was telling my super hot hubby that I could rhyme his name with a word so that he would know when I am mad at him (as if the flying daggers from my eyes were unclear). It just so happened that his name rhymes with "piss" so I figured what better name to give him? He, of course, did not see the humor in this situation as I had and said "Umm, well, it also rhymes with kiss." He is a half full kind of guy...I, on the other hand, will stick with piss. Then he decides to rhyme my name to ensure I KNOW when he is mad at me...Dim?? WHAT??? How could he do this to me?? I had to point out that it could have been slim. I think that would have been much more suitable and I am rethinking the piss name.
4 days ago