I know all of you out there have been to one of the rinky dink traveling carnivals that pop up in the parking lots of your local strip mall. Last night I had the pleasure of taking the family to one of these and it was fun yet quite scary. Some "interesting" people work at these carnivals and even more "interesting" people attend them. We witnessed an argument between two of the workers...one of which was working at the dart booth (YIKES...not really the person I would choose to pick a fight with). She ended up walking away to go have a smoke...thank goodness. You and I both know that she had thoughts of throwing that dart right between his eyes or a little further south of his eyes (if you get my drift). There were two men walking around with their shirts off...in their defense, it was hot but for the record I had my shirt on...I'm just sayin'. These men had tattoos all over their backs, fronts, arms, necks, etc. One had a pretty little sunshine around his belly button (which kinda confused me with the stark contrast between that and the scary dragon on his back). He walked around the entire time smokin' and with his finger placed inside his betty button...why? No idea but, it was SEXY!!!! Booma chicka bow wow!!! We spent a crap load of money on rigged games and broken down rides and it only took us about 20 minutes and all we have to show for it is a stuffed monkey and a stuffed Nemo fish. JEALOUS???