Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Is it so wrong...?

These are rhetorical questions that do not need any specific answers unless you have something to say about my wonderful parenting style, how incredibly hot I look in my jeans these days, or just something that will make me laugh...

1.  I woke up 10 minutes late this morning and missed my run with my running partner so, I took off on my own.  Is it so wrong, that I looked for my new friend, Olivia Newton John look a like, to be my pacer for my run or at least to stop and ask her some very important questions like "Why the hell are you chasing me?"  Is it really wrong that I was kinda sad that I haven't seen her since?  

2. It is still 94 freakin' degrees outside right now and it is 9:30 PM.  I do not live in the desert and I do believe this is very, very wrong.  

3. Is it wrong that I am wanting my mom to drink at an upcoming wedding so that she may act even more ridiculous than ever?  I have only drank with her one time and she was CRAZY!!!  So, imagine what would happen at a wedding with all of her family, and dancing, oh the dancing...I am so hooking her up with the Captain!!!!!  

4.  Is it so wrong that during a play date with 6 other children the parents and I (well, mostly me) decided we wanted to see how many kids could fit in the dog crate?  Is it wrong that I know it was 5?  Is it so wrong that I kinda wished we could leave a few in there for a while...for goodness sake, there were 8 of them and only 3 of us.  We were outnumbered!!!  


7 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I'm sure the bride and groom do not feel the same way! :)

Counselormama said...

You should ply your mom with drinks and then video it for Youtube!

E @ Scottsville said...

Is it wrong that I was at a get-together after Church on Wednesday night, and we too were discussing putting kids in the dog crage? Now we didn't DO IT, but we thought about it! ha ha ha

Nice to meet ya!

Erica

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Nope. see nothing wrong with any of that. Is it wrong that I want to hear stories of your mom drunk at a party?

peewee said...

HAHA! Nothing is wrong with ANY of it! After all a dog crate is nothing more than a fort or tent to the kiddies...The idea of it though for parents, is just a fantasy.....and what's wrong with indulging a little fantasy every now and again?! :)

Pam said...

Hello friend! Boy, have I missed you. Summer has thrown me for a proverbial loop and I'm just now getting to really catch up. I'm sure you've noticed the lack of posts on my end.

I have to tell ya that the 5 kids in the dog crate has me totally rolling on the floor laughing. But I gotta run because I need to get a towel and wipe up the tinkle now. Thanks for the laugh. But not the resulting clean-up. ;-)

doglover1127 said...

Love the story. I got a dog crate for my guy years ago and it was one of the best investments I ever made. Dog Crates are a safe way of transporting your dog in the car, as well as a way of taking him places where he may not be able to run freely. If you properly train your dog to use a dog crate, he'll think his dog crate is a safe place and will be happy to spend time in his dog crate when needed.