1. I woke up 10 minutes late this morning and missed my run with my running partner so, I took off on my own. Is it so wrong, that I looked for my new friend, Olivia Newton John look a like, to be my pacer for my run or at least to stop and ask her some very important questions like "Why the hell are you chasing me?" Is it really wrong that I was kinda sad that I haven't seen her since?
2. It is still 94 freakin' degrees outside right now and it is 9:30 PM. I do not live in the desert and I do believe this is very, very wrong.
3. Is it wrong that I am wanting my mom to drink at an upcoming wedding so that she may act even more ridiculous than ever? I have only drank with her one time and she was CRAZY!!! So, imagine what would happen at a wedding with all of her family, and dancing, oh the dancing...I am so hooking her up with the Captain!!!!!
4. Is it so wrong that during a play date with 6 other children the parents and I (well, mostly me) decided we wanted to see how many kids could fit in the dog crate? Is it wrong that I know it was 5? Is it so wrong that I kinda wished we could leave a few in there for a while...for goodness sake, there were 8 of them and only 3 of us. We were outnumbered!!!