This great party comes at a huge price though. While it is so fun and wonderful, the attendees at the party are ALWAYS in string bikinis, overpriced sunglasses, and designer cover ups. I am telling you, the best looking people to congregate in one location. I feel like the ugly friend that is always tagging along with "in" crowd. I really don't understand it. Lots of babies, and I mean babies (two weeks old) and their mothers are in tiny bikinis with no cellulite and no stretch marks. How is this possible? I watched as countless women came in holding their tiny babies while revealing their super model bodies. They walk around in those skimpy bathing suits with a complete lack of regard for anyone staring at them (mainly I am the only one staring but STILL). They do not need cover ups or to walk with their towel tied around their waists. I am in a constant state of panic while at this party thinking "OMG, the backs of my legs are showing... I need to suck my stomach in... my youngest child is 4 years old not 4 hours old... my muffin top, oh the muffin top... do you think anyone noticed that I got my suit from Target?" The men are easy on the eyes as well. Nice looking, muscular, tan beach gods to put it simply. I am quite certain that when we leave every year, all the people wonder..."Who was that older mom'ish type lady with two kids?" I come home every year needing some sort of a self esteem boost from my super hot hubby who has never attended this party. I kinda like it that way, so that I don't have to keep hitting him for staring at all the girls and he doesn't see my staring at the guys with the six pack abs.
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