1. I did NOT spend the entire day on Sunday in my pajamas. I did NOT rationalize this with "I would be putting my pj's back on to watch the Oscars". I do NOT have any idea what movies or people are up for the awards this year since I haven't been to the movies for anything other than a G rated film since the year 2000. I do NOT care less that I know nothing about the movies and I am NOT giddy like a school girl to watch 6 hours of TV. That is NOT just sad.
2. I did NOT make a special trip, 20 minutes out of my way, to pick up my girl scout cookies from my nieces. I did NOT eat an entire box last night and plan on doing the same again tonight but with ice cream this time.
3. I do NOT need to go to the store to get some ice cream.
4. I did NOT have the most romantic and fun day with super hot hubby in San Francisco. I do NOT think I fell in love him all over again because he totally gets me and puts up with me. I am NOT writing this hoping he will read it and go to the store for that ice cream. WAIT...I better do it...he will come back with some soy based, non fat, frozen yogurt sorbet type thingy.