1. I did NOT do an entire Not Me post only to erase it because so many things happened on Sunday that were Not Me Monday post worthy.
2. I did NOT spend an hour on the trampoline with my niece taking pictures of us in mid flight...trying to get that perfect one. I did NOT get that perfect picture but if I did, it might look like this...
2a. That picture is most certainly NOT me and I do NOT want to tell you that it was made possible mainly by the angle of the camera. What 30 something year old would be doing toe touches on a trampoline and posting them on a blog? Certainly, NOT me!!
3. I did NOT spend two hours on the phone with a high school friend (who I lovingly refer to as Skinny Bitch) that I have missed over the years and we did NOT plan a trip to Vegas without consulting with our husbands first.
3a. She did NOT agree to do the triathalon with me in September and ultimately remind me how smokin hot we will look at our 20 year reunion due to the training schedule. This is NOT one of the main reasons we are friends!!!
4. I did NOT run by myself on Sunday and have to stop 5 times because I was sucking wind so much AND...
5. I did NOT notice that there was something bunched up in the bottom of my pant leg on said run and I did NOT pull it out only to find it be a clean pair of my underwear that had become lodged in the pant leg during the spin cycle.
6. I did NOT laugh so hard that I didn't have a place to put the said underwear, no pockets or anything, and I did NOT have to carry this pair of underwear throughout the rest of my run in my hand. That would have been embarrassing if that happened.
19 comments:
Oh my gosh, I am loving that you were running with a pair of underwear in your hand. At least they were clean, right?
I am laughing so hard at the underwear thing. That just cracks me up. Not like anything similar has ever happened to me... like a clean sock falling out of my pant leg during an office meeting. Nah, not me.
Found you through MckMama's blog - love the chuckles!
GReat not me monday, couldn't stop laughing atthe nick name you have for your friend.
I was also wondering if you would like to take part in tribute tuesday a blgo on my page it is a chance to pay tribute to some one who lights up your life. it has a mr linky so the world can see your tribute to a wonderful person.
You never cease to make me absolutely crack up!
And to think you spent an hour jumping and snapping--I would have given up on that within a few minutes.
And planning that trip to Vegas sans hubby's knowledge--slick!
Have a great week,
Pam
Running with underwear in your hand.....baaaaahhhhhhaaaaa! That's too awesome!
BlogBaby
Too funny, I don't know what I would have done. Well good thing they were clean!
You know I love a good underwear coming out of the pants leg story!
That is so funny! I am still laughing about what the look on your face must have been!
You don't sound like me at all. Not at all. Especially the trampoline part. ;)
oh. I am not crying laughing at the underwear that didn't fall out of your pants!
oh, and I KNOW! Sigmund was THE BEST! and People think I am making stuff up, too much drinking in college or something. Especially when I try to verbally explain sigmund! I have the dvd's now to prove it!
I love the toe touches!
too funny! I love the running story! I did a triathlon a few years ago and loved it...having a goal always makes the working out easier. Maybe I should start working out too...good luck with your training!
That is one impressive picture! I am not that talented on a trampoline... but I do laugh a lot when I am on there.
I got a good chuckle imagining you running with the undies. Thankfully, I have never discovered underwear in my pants leg- not ever. :)
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The underwear story is too funny! I am laughing so hard right now! Great post!
Your comments just keep getting better and better. The one you left on our site about being a clicker I must have read about a dozen times. It is still making me laugh.
Is that really you on the trampoline? Are you sure that you just didn't paste your head on another's body? Remember: there is a fine line between your "fit" and your "fat" friends. Keep in mind that I reside in the latter camp and am a very jealous person.
-Francesca
love it! I totally did the underwear thing last week too! I found it before I left the house though! I am also jealous of the fact you have warm enough weather to use your trampoline! =(
Sorry about damaging your children's eyesight. I fear lasting damage to mine as well.
LOL @ the underwear bunch - that has happened to me more than once....only I wasn't running. Thank goodness..
That is so hilarious-- a terrific "Not Me" post!
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