Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Does Stuff Like This Happen To Everyone...or Just Me?

I went for a run tonight and I have not gone in a long time...10 days to be exact. I was feeling pretty good and thinking "wow, this isn't as bad as I thought it would be." I am listening to my ipod and trying to stay in step with the tunes...Black Eyed Peas, Taylor Swift, Guns n Roses. As I came around the corner there was a man cleaning out some sort of filter with a hose. As I am approaching he begins to act as though he is going to tackle me when I try to pass him. I think he is being funny and I joke back with him at which point I realize he has a hose in his hand. I ask him jokingly not to squirt me and his response is "If I did, would you spank me?" Now, my response would have been a resounding HECK YA, if he had six pack abs or looked remotely like David Beckham minus all the tattoos. Instead, he was about 75 years old and I didn't want to even see his abs and he looked nothing like David Beckham with or without the tattoos. So, I just said..."umm, no I would not spank you for any reason" and then ran really fast.

5 comments:

Mindy May said...

That was by far the funniest thing I have read in a long time. No this hasn't ever happened to me. Thank you for sharing I needed a good laugh.

Ab said...

Just you.

Just Add Walter said...

oh my goodness... that is so freaky!!! glad you are a fast runner and were able to run away from that crazy old man

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

ah, the power of freaks to make you bust a move. nice. I love when people honk too. That is sweet.

peewee said...

HAHHAAHHAHAHA!! I think that guy was in that yoga video I posted :)