Prior to getting married, super hot hubby and I loved to travel. We still love to travel but, we have very different styles of traveling. My idea of a vacation is sitting on a warm beach, sun, drinks, and hot cabana boys. His idea of a vacation is a trek through some wilderness carrying everything on your back for four days. I lured him in with two backpacking trips while we were dating and now I say NO MORE (sucker)!!! Throw a couple of kids in the mix and he is lucky if he gets a hike out of me. Whenever we try to plan a trip we inevitably "discuss" where to go and what to do and reach zero agreement. I say..."let's go to ______" (insert favorite tropical beach city here) and he says "oh that sounds great they have a volcano there that we can climb and it only takes 7 days."
This got me thinking that we may have a reality TV show on our hands. We could pick an exotic location and show all the best places to get a tan, where the best margaritas are sold, and the best place to get knock off shoes at a fraction of the cost as well as the best hiking treks, what bugs we can eat, how to start a fire in the rain, and other wilderness adventures. I completely draw the line at carrying out everything (by everything...I do mean EVERYTHING!!!) You see, half the fun would be in showing how super hot hubby and I could compromise and both of us would be happy with the vacation. Now, I clearly have a flare for being on TV but, my super hot hubby??? Not so much...so I would need to hire an "actor" to play him. Now, who could that be?? I am thinking...oh, I don't know...someone like Matthew McConaughey, Matt Damon, or ________ (insert any man that is in the acting business with six pack abs here)??? Any of those will do so, if anyone has connections with any actors let me know and maybe I could contact them to see if they would be interested.